FLATMATES  (2f, 3m)

A satirical look at the intricacies of shared housing. Three men live together in Melbourne. They have a spare room and look for a flatmate. Jutta, a young woman with a lot of flair arrives. Sparks fly.

Style: realistic

(Lights come up. Milton is sitting at the table, still sleepy. Coffee cup on table. Jutta leans against cupboard with coffee cup in her hand)
MILTON: Give me that again.
JUTTA: Heini and I got married yesterday.
MILTON (Looking at mug): Is that the coffee we always have?
JUTTA: How should I know?
MILTON: I mean......this is coffee and not perhaps come Columbian drug in disguise?
JUTTA: That’s why Heini’s parents were here yesterday...It was a sort of interview. We did it all on the quiet....
MILTON: You and Heini???